Written 6 December 2018
Okay, don't panic. It's only 1-0, plenty of time.
Jeez, I'm gonna catch some stick for that one. Nutmegged from 30 yards. I mean, that might be the first time that's ever happened. I'm going to be on one of those flipping YouTube collections. Biggest goalkeeper fails.
For Pete's sake, where was your head? You'd been shouting at Frank to keep him on his left and then. . . What? What were you thinking?
It was the gaffer. He was dancing on the spot and he looked like. . . Like. . . That Irish twerp. . . Michael Flatley, that's the one. Managers usually use their flipping arms to give messages, why is he jigging?
Still not sure about him. Seems to switch between genius and idiot at whim. I mean, guaranteeing we'd win this game. No pressure or anything.
That shit from The Sun. “How do you feel your goalkeeper is performing?” bloody well, I'll have you know! 12 clean sheets from 19. You make a few little mistakes and they're gunning for you. Should have been a striker.
I'm hungry. Should've eaten more before the game. I reckon that's the nutritionists fault. He knows I hate beans. Beans. What a pointless. . . Vegetable? Is it a vegetable? It can't be, it's. . . Shit, when did they get so close?
2-0. Guarantee we're not coming back from this.