Written on 28 March 2019
Kelly
Oh my God, the hands. All of the hands.
I need to get back to Katy.
“Quick, I think the speeches are happening.”
In the pandemonium I put on Tim's dad's trousers, Mildred puts on my dress, and for whatever reason there is another pair of trousers in here, that Tim's dad pulls on. I think the guilt is hitting us all.
Not the guilt about what just happened, though, honestly I think we all needed it. This wedding has been so stressful.
We all run into the dining room. Tim is holding that creepy guy Mitch by the throat. Katy looks up from her hands and looks our way. We all freeze.
This probably doesn't look great.
“Dad, why is Kelly wearing your trousers?”
“And why are you wearing my trousers?”
Tom is pointing at Tim's dad's crotch. There is a gigantic white stain on it. This looks bad. This looks really bad.
Katy stands up.
“Give me the fucking mic Tom.”